Why The Bears Lost Super Bowl XLI

I'm actually typing this while there is still time for a normal football team to come back from a 12-point deficit, but I know it's not going to happen. This is, well, serious. So serious that I've broken from my "name my posts after Chicago songs" pattern.

Theory 1:

Someone paid off the Bears' defense to slack off. How else could you explain their defense pattern of "Hold it....wait...Okay, he's got the first down -- NOW go after him!"??? Or "Stay at least five yards away from the intended receiver until he's already received the ball and started running?"

Theory 2:

Part A: Wrecks Grossman lives up to his name and wrecks everything.

Part B: Lovie won't replace him. Ever. Even if Grossman drops dead, Lovie will still send him out to play.

That's all I have to say about that.